Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
Queen of comebacks